Me: So, Jayden. You know Mother’s Day is coming up right?
Me: Did you decide what you’re going to get me?
Me: Well, what is it!?
Jayden: Yes, milk.
Me: Okay. Well, Father’s Day is coming up this summer! What are you going to get Daddy!?
Jayden: A beach.
Me: ::mouth wide open:: A beach?
Jayden: AND milk.
Me: Oh! Okay. Well, good for him then.
Apparently my mothering has only been good enough to warrant a glass of milk and nothing more. Epic fail.
“Children remind us to treasure the smallest of gifts, even in the most difficult of times.“